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[ the feed comes on, and immediately it's obvious something hairy is happening. zuko stands on one side of vanille, with sokka on the other. of the three of them, he looks the most uncomfortable with the soft, fluffy, fake beard he's wearing. ]
Do we really have to do this? Why can't we just...wear the beards in private?
Because, Zuko! [ have some fussing to make sure his own beard is on straight ] What's the point of all that hard work if no one sees it?
Exactly! Besides, yours looks really, really good, Zuko..! [ She turns to him to look at it, tapping the chin hidden under her own beard, as if trying to decide whether she was lying or not... Yep! Looks fine to her. And, lowering her voice a little: ] You're not feeling shy, are you? There's nothing to be afraid of! It's just for fun!
There's nothing fun about the rash that comes along with this. [ or the ridicule. or the humiliation. but especially the rash. ]
...Fine. Let's just get this over with, all right? As fast as we can.
[ and a huge grin at the both of them there ] That's the spirit! I gotta say, that's some pretty nice craftsmanship...
[ there's a moment where he's just admiring the beards, and then he shakes his head! turns to the camera, takes a deep breath, and is no longer "sokka". ]
Hello, people of Atia! It is I, your friendly resident therapist Wang Fire. It's a pleasure to see you all again. I'd like to introduce my new associates to you! [ and with a sweep of his hand -- ]
[ She blinks, and then, takes a deep breath as if she's realized something, before turning back to the camera, trying to sound like a man... Or at the very least, not herself. ] Right! And I'm... Uh... What... Was it... Aah... [ Yes, she forgot her own 'name.' Give her a second- ] Red Hairington! Yes! And this is-
...Flame O. Hotman. [ the introduction is accompanied by a cringe. ] And we're here to-- [ zuko turns to sokka, making a strangled noise of anguish, before he turns back to the device. ] Talk. To You. About. Your problems.
Well done, Flame O. and Hairington! [ he shakes his head as he claps, thoroughly pleased before turning back to the device. ]
Citizens, feel free to come to any of us any time you need! Just remember, we're here to help.
[ All of a sudden, Jet storms on-camera, looking disgruntled and ever so slightly confused. ] What's going on in here? [ He scratches underneath his chin, then pulls his hand away, looking horrified. ] What the-- Did you guys put this on me while I was sleeping?
[ Hey, remember all those lessons Jet learned about forgiveness and turning the other cheek? They're all flying right out the window. ]
| [ the feed comes on, and immediately it's obvious something hairy is happening. zuko stands on one side of vanille, with sokka on the other. of the three of them, he looks the most uncomfortable with the soft, fluffy, fake beard he's wearing. ] Do we really have to do this? Why can't we just...wear the beards in private? | |
| Because, Zuko! [ have some fussing to make sure his own beard is on straight ] What's the point of all that hard work if no one sees it? | |
| Exactly! Besides, yours looks really, really good, Zuko..! [ She turns to him to look at it, tapping the chin hidden under her own beard, as if trying to decide whether she was lying or not... Yep! Looks fine to her. And, lowering her voice a little: ] You're not feeling shy, are you? There's nothing to be afraid of! It's just for fun! | |
| There's nothing fun about the rash that comes along with this. [ or the ridicule. or the humiliation. but especially the rash. ] ...Fine. Let's just get this over with, all right? As fast as we can. | |
| [ and a huge grin at the both of them there ] That's the spirit! I gotta say, that's some pretty nice craftsmanship... [ there's a moment where he's just admiring the beards, and then he shakes his head! turns to the camera, takes a deep breath, and is no longer "sokka". ] Hello, people of Atia! It is I, your friendly resident therapist Wang Fire. It's a pleasure to see you all again. I'd like to introduce my new associates to you! [ and with a sweep of his hand -- ] | |
| [ She blinks, and then, takes a deep breath as if she's realized something, before turning back to the camera, trying to sound like a man... Or at the very least, not herself. ] Right! And I'm... Uh... What... Was it... Aah... [ Yes, she forgot her own 'name.' Give her a second- ] Red Hairington! Yes! And this is- | |
| ...Flame O. Hotman. [ the introduction is accompanied by a cringe. ] And we're here to-- [ zuko turns to sokka, making a strangled noise of anguish, before he turns back to the device. ] Talk. To You. About. Your problems. | |
| Well done, Flame O. and Hairington! [ he shakes his head as he claps, thoroughly pleased before turning back to the device. ] Citizens, feel free to come to any of us any time you need! Just remember, we're here to help. | |
| [ All of a sudden, Jet storms on-camera, looking disgruntled and ever so slightly confused. ] What's going on in here? [ He scratches underneath his chin, then pulls his hand away, looking horrified. ] What the-- Did you guys put this on me while I was sleeping? [ Hey, remember all those lessons Jet learned about forgiveness and turning the other cheek? They're all flying right out the window. ] |
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